Here are some jokes for your enjoyment.

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novacaine because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.” The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,” he said. “Which tooth is it?” The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear.”

What does the dentist of the year get?…A little plaque

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?…He braces himself

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?…A molar bear

What was the dentist doing in Panama?…Looking for the Root Canal

Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Don’t worry, it’s my first extraction too.

A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really well and they decide to go to the girl’s place for a drink.
A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands.
He then took off his socks and washed his hands.
The girl looked at him and said, “You must be a dentist!”
Flabbergasted, the guy responded, “Why yes. That’s amazing. How did you determine that?”
The woman replied, “Easy… you keep washing your hands.”
Well, one thing led to another, and they migrated to the bed. Things became more and more passionate and… (*snip*)
After their passionate deed was done the woman remarked, “You must be a GREAT dentist!”
The guy was very surprised, and said ‘Yes! Yes! I sure am a great dentist… You amaze me! And how did you know THAT, my dear?
‘ His lover said, “That’s easy. I didn’t feel a thing.”

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: $200
Patient: $200 for just a few minutes work???

Dentist: I can extract it very slowly, if you like.

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie…

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